Tuesday, September 05, 2006

the legend of the specs

me joined ma master when he was 15 years old. i was very scared in the beginning. he was knowwn to have crushed one one of my predecesors by sitting on him. but lucky he was mainly of plastic and was large enough to bear the brunt. but i was scared i was very thin and a slight pressure could bent me
in the end he proved to be no that bad. i have had just 2 or three accidents.
once he was playing basketball and a guys hand hit squerly on me. ii was disfigured. but my master took me to the place where i was born. they did something to me. it is something like plastic surgery to human beings. but lol it was free. how lucky to be me. ma good maaster didnt play basketball again
but he loved footballone day he was very active nd running around i just missed an accident. then another one. third time alas.i flew out of and my glass broke. it might not seem much to u human beings - just a piece of glass. but if u stand in my shoes you could understand. i lost my brain. after an immediate brain transplant surgery
u might all be wondering how i happened to remember things that happened before the transplant. let me answer you questiong by one of the questions that baffled us for longwhy do many people like to look at us always? is it beccause we r so beautiful" jst kidding. every species has its on ways.
i have seen everyhting he has seen everything ma master has seen for three years. and more "while he was sleeping. i have attended more classes thn he had during this time.....(that too while he was sleeping. i hve helped master see all those beautiful gals all over trivandrum. master knows when he misses it.i have seen his second and last ever crush. oh she is beautiful. not many knows who it is. it's ma master secret.
when are autobiographies released? when one knows that if it is released 2 years later nobody will read it. that,s why sachin tendulku is publishing one now. these are my words. dont blame ma master.. the poin is why am i writing this accout of myself. 3 days before when ma master was having his class tour obviously with his classmates, i suffered a stroke.. both half of my brain crashed.for 3 days i was put i n the dark. today i was taken to the optician. he said m my brain was too weak for ma master, and that he needs a powerfull one. But it will not be my end. i will still have months beforeme. but ma master wishes he had new spectacles. i woulldnt blame ma master. i wouldnt call him ungratefull. but......

reply from ma master:" shut up or ill scrach ur head on every piece g rock i see. split ur brain into a thousand pieces, bend ur body and make funny figures out of you. he ha ha ha

3 comments:

JFx said...

this one shud b titled "the legend with the specs on"..truly legendary work...had me in splits!

dEstini said...

hehe ! gud one

Anonymous said...

well i know tht u had a fight with ur fathere for a new specs and now u are saying this the piece is good man really good